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Two and a Half Men, Season 8

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2010-09-20T07:00:00Z

For seven sidesplitting seasons, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has loved ’em and left ’em. Last season, however, Charlie’s fiancée Chelsea met a doctor who was generous, thoughtful and mature (in short, everything that Charlie’s not) and she left him! Charlie, of course, — after pickling himself in booze and self-pity — handles the situation in typical Charlie fashion. Which means lots of laughs for Men fans. It’s a return to bachelordom for the Harpers as TV’s #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie’s divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie’s teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun. With high-profile guest stars and the steady comedic guidance of comedy master Chuck Lorre (The Big Bang Theory), the Harper household is looking great for season eight!

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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

2

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

3

A Pudding-filled Cactus

4

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

5

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

6

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

7

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

8

Springtime On a Stick

9

A Good Time In Central Africa

10

Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop

11

Dead from the Waist Down

12

Chocolate Diddlers

13

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

14

Lookin’ for Japanese Subs

15

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

16

That Darn Priest

16 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 7

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2009-09-21T07:00:00Z

Now in its seventh season, this comedy is (dare we say it?) growing up and . . . growing! Emmy nominee Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper, the veteran Malibu bachelor who may finally be reined in by the smart and independent Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) who wrangled a proposal from the lone wolf toward the end of last season. Now living in his Malibu mansion, things might be getting a little crowded — especially with Chelsea’s cat, Charlie’s tightly wound brother Alan (Emmy nominee Jon Cryer), and the “half-man” of the bunch, Alan’s son Jake (Angus T. Jones), who’s now reached driving age and will stop at nothing (including blackmail) to exercise the privilege! Featuring a sharp-witted supporting cast of acclaimed women and a parade of guest stars such as rocker Eddie Van Halen and more.

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Title

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818-jklpuzo

2

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

3

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

4

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

5

For the Sake of the Child

6

Give Me Your Thumb

7

Untainted By Filth

8

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

9

Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair

10

That’s Why They Call It ‘Ball Room’

11

Warning, It’s Dirty

12

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

13

Yay, No Polyps!

14

Crude and Uncalled For

15

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

16

Tinkle Like a Princess

17

I Found Your Moustache

18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

19

Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave

20

I Called Him Magoo

21

Gumby With a Pokey

22

This Is Not Gonna End Well

22 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 6

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2008-09-22T07:00:00Z

Dont miss Season 6 of Two and a Half Men. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones star in this comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money, and most importantly, love. More specifically, it’s about brothers Charlie (Sheen), a carefree bachelor with a house in Malibu and an easy way with women, and Alan (Cryer), his uptight housemate, and Alan’s son, Jake (Jones), who all live in the same house. Complicating matters further is Evelyn (Holland Taylor), the guys’ narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother; Judith (Marin Hinkle), Alan’s deeply neurotic ex-wife; and Berta (Conchata Ferrell), their outspoken housekeeper. Despite the complexities of their own lives and their family relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: they both love Jake and want what’s best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man.

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Title

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Taterhead Is Our Love Child

2

Pie Hole, Herb

3

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

4

The Flavin’ and the Mavin’

5

A Jock Strap in Hell

6

It’s Always Nazi Week

7

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

8

Pinocchio’s Mouth

9

The Mooch At the Boo

10

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

11

The Devil’s Lube

12

Thank God for Scoliosis

13

I Think You Offended Don

14

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

15

I’d Like to Start with the Cat

16

She’d Still Be Dead At Halftime

17

The ‘Ocu’ or the ‘Pado’?

18

My Son’s Enormous Head

19

The Two-Finger Rule

20

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

21

Above Exalted Cyclops

22

Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box

23

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

24

Baseball Was Better with Steroids

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 5

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2007-09-24T07:00:00Z

The Emmy®-winning laughfest continues with another sensational season. With Jake (Angus T. Jones) now entering junior high school, his dad, Alan (Jon Cryer), reliving his high school dating history and Charlie (Charlie Sheen) finally maturing a little himself, will there be room for three men in Charlie’s Malibu beach pad? In addition to all the usual domestic comedy chaos, the fifth season features a lavish wedding between Evelyn (Holland Taylor) and her mysterious fiancé (Robert Wagner), a murder, a crossover CSI episode and the series landmark 100th episode featuring the return of Charlie’s longtime stalker/soulmate Rose (Melanie Lynskey). With guest stars that also include ER’s Ming-Na Wen, Jenny McCarthy and more, you won’t want to miss a single episode from this hilarious fun-filled season.

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Title

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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

2

Media Room Slash Dungeon

3

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

4

City of Great Racks

5

Putting Swim Fins On a Cat

6

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

7

Our Leather Gear Is In the Guest Room

8

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

9

Tight’s Good

10

Kinda Like Necrophilia

11

Meander to Your Dander

12

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

13

The Soil Is Moist

14

Winky-Dink Time

15

Rough Night In Hump Junction

16

Look At Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty

17

Fish In a Drawer

18

If My Hole Could Talk

19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

19 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2006-09-18T07:00:00Z

The Emmy®-winning fourth season of television’s top comedy starts with a shock (Alan’s getting divorced … again) and ends with a rock: the diamond that Evelyn’s (Holland Taylor) new boyfriend wants to put on her finger. In between, Charlie Harper’s hip Malibu beach house is the place for laughs, gorgeous girls, single parenthood, celebrity neighbors, family dynamics, more girls, and more laughs. In the fourth season, Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has a close encounter with his long deceased dad; Alan (Jon Cryer) tries online dating … after a few internet embellishments; and Jake (Angus T. Jones) trades in his Harry Potter posters for some wall art a little hotter.

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Title

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Working for Caligula

2

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

3

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

4

A Pot-Smokin’ Monkey

5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

6

Apologies for the Frivolity

7

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

8

Release the Dogs

9

Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour

10

Kissing Abe Lincoln

11

Walnuts and Demerol

12

Castrating Sheep In Montana

13

Don’t Worry Speed Racer

14

That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami

15

My Damn Stalker

16

Young People Have Phlegm Too

17

I Merely Slept With a Commie

18

It Never Rains In Hooterville

19

Smooth As a Ken Doll

20

Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot

21

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

22

Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag

23

Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-Lookin’

24

Prostitutes and Gelato

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 3

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2005-09-19T07:00:00Z

Will Charlie take a spin on the marriage-go-round? The boys (all two and a half men’s worth) are back for a snappy, smart season of TV’s comedy hit. And while a drop-dead gorgeous parade of Sandys, Mandis and Kandis march in and out of Charlie’s Malibu beach house, the true heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls this place home, including carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his finicky chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan’s outspoken young son Jake (Angus T. Jones). This season, Charlie romances a beautiful ballet dancer, while Alan simultaneously dates his controlling ex-wife (Marin Hinkle) and another woman. Finally, wedding bells will ring. But who’s the happy couple?

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Title

1

Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

2

Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover

3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

4

Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

7

Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop

8

That Voodoo That I Do

9

Madame and Her Special Friend

10

Something Salty and Twisted

11

Santa’s Village of the Damned

12

That Special Tug

13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

14

Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded

15

My Tongue Is Meat

16

Ergo, the Booty Call

17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

19

Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin

20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

21

And the Plot Moistens

22

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

23

Arguments for the Quickie

24

That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2004-09-20T07:00:00Z

Welcome back to the Harpers’ Malibu beach house — home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Resolute bachelor Charlie’s trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Meanwhile, Alan, Charlie’s divorced, uptight brother, is reveling in the glory of being named the San Fernando Valley’s “Chiropractor of the Year.” And finally, there’s Jake, Alan’s 11-year-old son, who’s happiest with a soft drink in one hand and the TV remote in the other, taking it all in stride. After a year of living together, it seems like the guys have figured out how two and a half men can equal one seriously funny family. Sort of.

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Title

1

Back Off Mary Poppins

2

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

3

A Bag Full of Jawea

4

Go Get Mommy’s Bra

5

Bad News from the Clinic?

6

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

7

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

9

Yes, Monsignor

10

The Salmon Under My Sweater

11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

12

A Lungful of Alan

13

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

14

Those Big Pink Things With Coconut

15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

16

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

17

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

18

It Was ‘Mame’, Mom

19

A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

21

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

24

Does This Smell Funny to You?

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2003-09-22T07:00:00Z

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise — complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life. When his uptight brother, Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in — and brings his 10-year-old son, Jake, with him, suddenly, it looks like paradise lost. Sorry Charlie. Don’t miss all 24 first season episodes of this breezy comedy — which won the People’s Choice Award for Favorite New Series — starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as his brother, Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones). Holland Taylor plays the guys’ domineering mother; Marin Hinkle is Alan’s icy ex; and Melanie Lynskey is Rose, the spacey stalker next-door who believes that one date with Charlie means life-long commitment. Meet the Harper men — two adults, one kid . . . and no grown-ups!

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Title

1

Pilot

2

Big Flappy Bastards

3

Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4

If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap

5

Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7

If They Do Go Either Way They’re Usually Fake

8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

9

Phase One, Complete

10

Merry Thanksgiving

11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12

Camel Filters and Pheremones

13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

14

I Can’t Afford Hyenas

15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16

That Was Saliva, Alan

17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

19

I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don’t Remember You

20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark

21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23

Just Like Buffalo

24

Can You Feel My Finger?

24 Episodes

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Knightfall

Genres: Drama
Released: 2017-12-06T07:00:00Z

Knightfall goes deep into the secret world of the Knights Templar, the most powerful, wealthy and mysterious military order of the Middle Ages who were entrusted with protecting Christianity’s most precious relics. From their battles in the Holy Land to their complex relationship with the King of France, the story of the Knights Templar has never been fully told…until now.

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Title

1

You’d Know What to Do

2

Find Us the Grail

3

The Black Wolf and the White Wolf

4

He Who Discovers His Own Self, Discovers God

5

Hard Blows Will Banish the Sin

6

The Pilgrimage of Chains

101

Knightfall Sneak Peek

7 Episodes

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SEAL Team, Season 1 [Episode 11]

Genres: Drama
Released: 2017-09-27T07:00:00Z

SEAL Team is a new military drama that follows the professional and personal lives of the most elite unit of Navy SEALs as they train, plan and execute the most dangerous, high stakes missions our country can ask of them. Jason Hayes is the respected, intense leader of the Tier One team whose home life has suffered as a result of his extensive warrior’s existence. His team includes his trusted confidant, Ray, the longest-tenured operator with whom Jason shares an ingrained shorthand, and Sonny, an exceptional, loyal soldier with a checkered past who still combats self-destructive tendencies. Undergoing additional rigorous training in the hope of joining Hayes’ select unit is Clay Spenser, a young, multi-lingual second generation SEAL with insatiable drive and dedication. Vital to the team’s success are CIA analyst Mandy Ellis, who has sacrificed everything in her drive to root out evil and take down terrorists, and Davis, a no-nonsense, take-charge logistics officer and unofficial den mother responsible for outfitting the team with the necessary gear for each mission. Deployed on clandestine missions worldwide at a moment’s notice, and knowing the toll it takes on them and their families, this tight-knit SEAL team displays unwavering patriotism and fearless dedication even in the face of overwhelming odds.

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Title

1

Tip of the Spear

2

Other Lives

3

Boarding Party

4

Ghosts of Christmas Future

5

Collapse

6

The Spinning Wheel

7

Borderlines

8

The Exchange

9

Rolling Dark

10

Pattern of Life

11

Containment

101

First Look

12 Episodes

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The Magicians, Season 3 [Episode 1]

Genres: Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Released: 2018-01-10T07:00:00Z

Based on the best-selling novels by Lev Grossman, “The Magicians” centers on Quentin Coldwater and his 20-something friends as they discover their magical abilities and unwittingly unleash a dark force that threatens to destroy the magical world as they know it.

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Title

1

The Tales of the Seven Keys

101

The Magicians Season 3 Official Trailer

2 Episodes

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Chicago PD, Season 5 [Episode 11]

Genres: Drama
Released: 2017-09-27T07:00:00Z

Det. Sgt. Hank Voight (Jason Beghe) and his intelligence team have always considered rules to be guidelines more than actual laws. Their goal has always been to protect their great city and they have used unique ways to help bring criminals to justice. Now it’s a new day and age in Chicago. Police are under siege and under a microscope – everyone from the federal government to politicians and citizens in their own city are watching. The intelligence team will feel the pressure, and their form of justice will be questioned and challenged.

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Title

1

Reform

2

The Thing about Heroes

3

Promise

4

Snitch

5

Home

6

Fallen

7

Care Under Fire

8

Politics

9

Monster

10

Rabbit Hole

11

Confidential

101

Deleted Scene: Need Some Time

12 Episodes

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Happy!, Season 1 [Episode 5]

Genres: Drama
Released: 2017-12-06T07:00:00Z

Happy! series follows Nick Sax (Christopher Meloni, Law & Order: SVU) – an intoxicated, corrupt ex-cop turned hit man – who is adrift in a world of casual murder, soulless sex and betrayal. After a hit gone wrong, his inebriated life is forever changed by a tiny, relentlessly positive, imaginary blue winged horse named Happy (Patton Oswalt).

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Title

1

Saint Nick

2

What Smiles Are For

3

When Christmas was Christmas

4

Year of the Horse

5

White Sauce? Hot Sauce?

101

HAPPY! Official Trailer

6 Episodes

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Vikings, Season 5 [Episode 8]

Genres: Drama
Released: 2017-11-12T07:00:00Z

This Season Pass includes all current and future episodes of Vikings, Season 5. The episodes of Season 5 are expected to be released over the course of more than a year, or at the network’s discretion. After the Viking victories in Northumbria and Wessex, successfully getting revenge for the death of their father King Ragnar Lothbrok, the crippled Ivar the Boneless begins to assert his leadership over the Great Heathen Army against the protests of his brothers Ubbe and Hvitserk. Bjorn Ironside, the oldest son of Ragnar, follows his destiny into the Mediterranean Sea, bringing with him Halfdan, the brother of King Harald Finehair. Floki, suffering from the loss of his wife Helga and emotionally devastated, takes to the seas in a one man boat, submitting himself to the will of the gods.

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Title

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The Fisher King

2

The Departed

3

Homeland

4

The Plan

5

The Prisoner

6

The Message

7

Full Moon

8

The Joke

101

Vikings Season 5 Part 1 Trailer

102

DThe Saga of Lagertha

10 Episodes

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Speechless, Season 2 [Episode 12]

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2017-09-27T07:00:00Z

“Maya DiMeo (Minnie Driver) is a mom on a mission who will do anything for her husband Jimmy, her kids Ray, Dylan, and JJ, her eldest son with cerebral palsy. As Maya fights injustices both real and imagined, the family works to make a new home for themselves, and searches for just the right person to give JJ his “voice.”

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Title

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W-E– We’re B-a– Back!

2

F-I–First S-E–Second F–First Day

3

J-J’s D-R–Dream

4

T-R–Training D-A–Day

5

N-I–Nightmares On D-I–DiMeo S-Street

6

S-H–Shipping

7

B-R-I–British I-N-V–Invasion

8

B-I–Bikini U-N–University

9

S-T–Star W–Wars W–Wars

10

S-I–SILENT N-I–NIGHT

11

N-E–NEW Y–YEAR’S E–EVE

12

The H-U-S–Hustle

12 Episodes

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