Category Archives: Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2006-09-18T07:00:00Z

The Emmy®-winning fourth season of television’s top comedy starts with a shock (Alan’s getting divorced … again) and ends with a rock: the diamond that Evelyn’s (Holland Taylor) new boyfriend wants to put on her finger. In between, Charlie Harper’s hip Malibu beach house is the place for laughs, gorgeous girls, single parenthood, celebrity neighbors, family dynamics, more girls, and more laughs. In the fourth season, Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has a close encounter with his long deceased dad; Alan (Jon Cryer) tries online dating … after a few internet embellishments; and Jake (Angus T. Jones) trades in his Harry Potter posters for some wall art a little hotter.

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Title

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Working for Caligula

2

Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

3

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

4

A Pot-Smokin’ Monkey

5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

6

Apologies for the Frivolity

7

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

8

Release the Dogs

9

Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour

10

Kissing Abe Lincoln

11

Walnuts and Demerol

12

Castrating Sheep In Montana

13

Don’t Worry Speed Racer

14

That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami

15

My Damn Stalker

16

Young People Have Phlegm Too

17

I Merely Slept With a Commie

18

It Never Rains In Hooterville

19

Smooth As a Ken Doll

20

Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot

21

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

22

Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag

23

Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-Lookin’

24

Prostitutes and Gelato

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 3

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2005-09-19T07:00:00Z

Will Charlie take a spin on the marriage-go-round? The boys (all two and a half men’s worth) are back for a snappy, smart season of TV’s comedy hit. And while a drop-dead gorgeous parade of Sandys, Mandis and Kandis march in and out of Charlie’s Malibu beach house, the true heart of the series remains the makeshift family that calls this place home, including carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen), his finicky chiropractor brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and Alan’s outspoken young son Jake (Angus T. Jones). This season, Charlie romances a beautiful ballet dancer, while Alan simultaneously dates his controlling ex-wife (Marin Hinkle) and another woman. Finally, wedding bells will ring. But who’s the happy couple?

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Title

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Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

2

Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover

3

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

4

Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

6

Hi, Mr. Horned One

7

Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop

8

That Voodoo That I Do

9

Madame and Her Special Friend

10

Something Salty and Twisted

11

Santa’s Village of the Damned

12

That Special Tug

13

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

14

Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded

15

My Tongue Is Meat

16

Ergo, the Booty Call

17

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

18

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

19

Golly Moses, She’s a Muffin

20

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

21

And the Plot Moistens

22

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

23

Arguments for the Quickie

24

That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 2

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2004-09-20T07:00:00Z

Welcome back to the Harpers’ Malibu beach house — home to one of the funniest TV comedy hits in a long, long time. Resolute bachelor Charlie’s trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Meanwhile, Alan, Charlie’s divorced, uptight brother, is reveling in the glory of being named the San Fernando Valley’s “Chiropractor of the Year.” And finally, there’s Jake, Alan’s 11-year-old son, who’s happiest with a soft drink in one hand and the TV remote in the other, taking it all in stride. After a year of living together, it seems like the guys have figured out how two and a half men can equal one seriously funny family. Sort of.

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Title

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Back Off Mary Poppins

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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

3

A Bag Full of Jawea

4

Go Get Mommy’s Bra

5

Bad News from the Clinic?

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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana

8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

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Yes, Monsignor

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The Salmon Under My Sweater

11

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

12

A Lungful of Alan

13

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

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Those Big Pink Things With Coconut

15

Smell the Umbrella Stand

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Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

17

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

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It Was ‘Mame’, Mom

19

A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

20

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

22

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

23

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

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Does This Smell Funny to You?

24 Episodes

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Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Genres: Comedy
Released: 2003-09-22T07:00:00Z

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise — complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life. When his uptight brother, Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in — and brings his 10-year-old son, Jake, with him, suddenly, it looks like paradise lost. Sorry Charlie. Don’t miss all 24 first season episodes of this breezy comedy — which won the People’s Choice Award for Favorite New Series — starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as his brother, Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones). Holland Taylor plays the guys’ domineering mother; Marin Hinkle is Alan’s icy ex; and Melanie Lynskey is Rose, the spacey stalker next-door who believes that one date with Charlie means life-long commitment. Meet the Harper men — two adults, one kid . . . and no grown-ups!

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Title

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Pilot

2

Big Flappy Bastards

3

Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4

If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song, I’m Going to Take a Nap

5

Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

6

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7

If They Do Go Either Way They’re Usually Fake

8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

9

Phase One, Complete

10

Merry Thanksgiving

11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Camel Filters and Pheremones

13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

14

I Can’t Afford Hyenas

15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16

That Was Saliva, Alan

17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

19

I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don’t Remember You

20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark

21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23

Just Like Buffalo

24

Can You Feel My Finger?

24 Episodes

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